Silent Protest

Here is what I will be wearing to the Blazers game tonight. Hopefully this will turn a few heads. The nice thing about Portland is that there is zero risk of being booed out of the stadium. I have a better chance of being picked to shoot the half-court shot at halftime than I do of incuring bodily harm over this. People asked why I moved back here after living in Baltimore; this is one of the reasons. Probably the reason, actually.



I consider this to be a 1970s-style "silent protest," except after pugging 12 beers it probably won't be as silent as those nun sit-ins or whatever.

In an oh-so-perfect set of circumstances, I will also be visiting the Blazers season ticket holders office to pick up my free Greg Oden Bobbleknee. I mean Bobblehead. I thought "bobblehead" but wrote "bobbleknee." How embarrassing.

FYI: This was actually ordered directly from the Trailblazers so either someone over there has a good sense of humor, they just don't give a ****, or they are clueless.